It's time Titus O'Neil finally gets his Cum Muffins for the shit he's pulled in NXT lately!
Is it Cum Muffins? Is that expression?Yeah! Fuck Brock Lesnar, who needs him! In NXT we got Adrian Neville! A freight train from hell going straight up the ass of the competition!
O'Neil messed up. He came down to NXT with an unnecessary chip on his shoulder. All mad because NXT wrestlers took up one measly segment on RAW? Assaulting our champ at ringside during one of his successful title defenses? Newsflash, big guy, one segment devoted to NXT isn't the reason you're not on RAW. You're now on RAW because you suck!
Although even I would have to admit that Titus didn't suck in this match. He actually dominated.
The match started with Neville playing keep away, showing off his athleticism. O'Neil eventually caught him though and when he did the champ tried a front side headlock that backfired. Titus lifted him over the ring ropes and dropped him to the arena floor.
Neville couldn't grab the rope to break his fall. I thought he was dead.
At another point Titus simply threw Neville across the ring as if the champ was a child. I couldn't believe how in control the Gator was.
Especially when he locked on a viscous bear hug. Watching Neville squirm in that vice was sickening but you had to respect the technique. How often is a bear hug boring? All the time! But not this time!
Eventually O'Neill let go out of boredom. That was a mistake. He could have won the match with it. Even Neville has to breath eventually. Gravity forgot him, not biology.
Neville chopped away at the larger man with a shit load of kicks and hit his Red Arrow or whatever he calls it from the top rope. Neville got so much height on this thing that I'm surprised Titus didn't shit himself upon impact.
Even so I thought Titus should have kicked out of it. I guess he's a lot better at giving punishment than receiving it.
The Banks/Bayley rematch wasn't as great as last time.
This bout started out great with Bayley kneeing Banks in the back and coming off the ropes with a reverse elbow.
Then it slowed down and didn't really pick up until the end. Banks hit a backstabber and segued it into that brutal submission she does. Is it a cross face? I don't know ...
Banks gets the win. And that's good for her because going into her upcoming title match against Charlotte Flair with a loss would have sucked.
Not good at all for my girl Bayley though. As talented as she is she has to go to back of the line now and if that wasn't bad enough, that bitch Becky Lynch came out and assaulted her after the match.
I think this goes back to what Sasha said to Becky last week. Something about good girls finishing last.
Bayley has that Hulk Hogan disease where all your best friends will eventually betray.
Jobbers Galore ...
I don't know if it's cool to call anyone in NXT jobbers. But it certainly felt that way last night.
Sure these guys are scouted by the WWE and put into the best wrestling school on the planet.
But that doesn't mean they're ready for the NXT stage.
The Vaudvillians and the Ascension picked up easy wins over easy opponents this week. And while the two jobbers who lost to the Vaudvillians impressed a little bit, that doesn't make for good TV.
Bottom Line?
Our Champion, the greatest man who ever lived, Adrian Neville, showed that son of a bitch Titus O'Neil what NXT is all about!
However, Titus impressed so you gotta give him props. Maybe he could be like Tyson Kidd. Resurrect his career in NXT, not win anything, but then go up to RAW and play around up there. I think it's cute that the WWE gives those RAW guys something to shoot for.
Decent episode not as good as usual. But still had moments. Still the best hour of wrestling on TV.
Shit! It's comeuppance! Where the hell did I get Cum Muffins from?
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