However they have a decent approach to wrestling. They have cool story lines and characters to keep things interesting when the matches don't blow you away and I think that's what they did in this episode.
Stefan Epic w/ The Coach Vs. "Beautiful" Bobby Jay
I like the coaches gimmick. Comes out with a whistle and a clipboard, it's awesome. But what the hell is Stefan Epic wearing to the ring these days? Guys dressed like he's going to a golf tournament.
Beautiful Bobby on the other hand is ... Beautiful!
Long blond wig not blowing in the breeze, wearing pink like a real man should and holding up a mirror so he can admire his own awesomeness! That's what wrestling is!
Mr. Jay has been around the block though, and before the match the Coach reminded him that the only thing he has on his younger opponent is arthritis. Ouch. Coach played it like he was worried about Bobby Cakes but make no mistake, that shit was 100% intimidation factor.
But it was Stefan Epic who should have been intimiated, wrasslin' fans! Because I've seen dudes half Bobby's age who didn't move that fast! Beautiufl dropkick! Beautiful cross body! Beautiful suicide dive to the outside!
Epic got a nice powerbomb in while Bobby foolishly celebrated on the turnbuckles but after some shenanigans with the coaches clipboard backfired on Epic, the Beautiful one took the victory.
CWE is kind of boring at times and I sure would like to see Bobby back in the future. He's exactly the kind of thing the CWE roster needs.
Dick Blood gets five minutes alone with Kevin Cannon.
In a stipulation match inspired by seven minutes in heaven but seasoned with a wrestling twist, Dick Blood won the opportunity to beat down on CWE color commentator and manager Kevin Cannon.
Cannon came out with Rob Stardom and the Canadian Confederate Bobby Collins as back up. But Big Jess Youngblood and Billy Blaze sucker punched those guys and handcuffed 'em to the ring posts.
That means Dick got to do whatever he wanted to Mr. Cannon. And he did those things as play by play man Dave Petrol admitted to having a big old smile on his face.
Fun segment. Dick Blood is the greatest wrestler name ever conceived.
Danny Duggan took on AJ Sanchez
Maybe it was just me, but I wasn't feeling this match. It was the last match in the episode so maybe I was just burnt out.
Duggan and Sanchez are two very big names in CWE. I should have been psyched for this but it just felt boring.
Duggan gets the win with the
Moses Luke Vs. Anderson Tyson Moore
This match sucked. More reminisant of typical CWE fare. And the kind of matches I'd hope they try to stop doing.
Nothing really happened. It did get better at the end. I liked ATM's hurricanranna roll up. His yakuza kick was cool.
Moses Luke has a black hole slam and I'm a big fan of that move.
But just kind of lame. Wouldn't mind seeing more of that husky German chick though. Husky women ... that's my thing ...
Final Thoughts
Bobby Jay saved this episode. I wish they had more like him and continue to use him in the future. Youth is overrated. Entertainment value is every thing.
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